Here are 5 Minecraft things that, I doubt you noticed, don’t make any sense. Not a trace of that sense in there… xD

Number 1

In Minecraft, you should simply know that you can pick up lava using a bucket. Right? Ya’ll see what I’m doing? Well, if you didn’t know, then there you go, a tip! Well… after picking up the lava, you realize that the bucket doesn’t melt, right? Plus, buckets are made from iron. This is the list of similar concepts that I just busted.

1. IRL (in real life), iron can actually melt. But I’m not sure if it melts with lava. Yeah, I don’t want to do any research, I have enough on my schedule, thank you very much.
2. See that you can pick up lava using iron, but when you throw iron into lava, it actually burns!
3. Kinda like 2, but replace the word ‘iron’ to ‘buckets’.

Ha! That’s 1 thing off the list!!

xD

Number 2

Take a look at this:

Or this…?

This… This is… This is just… *scoffs* This… *splutters* THIS… THIS IS JUST SOOOO… *scoff-splutters* *tuts* THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Though, I do fancy a way to destroy something indestructible… But still… *scoff-splutters, then tuts, then scoffs and sighs, then tuts and splutters again* Imagine having a cactus farm, then misclick, then your OP sword that you enchanted with the highest vanilla enchantments (made with netherite) just falls down… You feel like fainting, and your whole body sweats so hard… But luckily, it narrowly misses a piece of cacti and then lands on some water… You heave a sigh of relief and you wipe your sweat, just because you can… But then the water current pushes down the sword and it dies to what you now call the specific piece of cacti ‘PRICKLY BOI’.

xD 😛

Number 3

This one can be a bit funny… C’mon, everyone need a little humor in their lives!

You know the Enchanted Golden Apple? I like to call it Notch Apple, but some call it God Apple. We all know of their OPness… But can you enchant these apples?

Surely, you can…? Can you not? It’s in the name itself, isn’t it? Well, you can’t. *pulls potato face*

Some people try enchanting golden apples on Enchanting Tables or combine enchantments using Anvils, but it won’t work.

Me when I’m a 4-year-old playing Minecraft then finding this out:

Number 4

This is, as expected, the opposite of Number 3. Enchanted Golden Apple… What about an Unechanted Golden Apple? Would you like a bite? 😉

Yeah, there you go, a combo! A way to burn your money and flex PLUS something that doesn’t make sense!

edit: pls keep in mind this DONT work!!

Number 5

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. FINALLY.

Since there’s a 2% chance of these taters dropping, you probably didn’t notice this.

You planted an ordinary potato. O. R. D. I. N. A. R. Y. But after you harvested it, it became poisonous. Okay, what? Plus, you can’t even PLANT these poisonous taters!

That’s it. Or, should I say, that’s it for NOW…

BUHBYE

by craft <3

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did you know that… im actually a potato in real life? this is my friend’s (who is a cabbage) portrait of me.

But that’s not good enough. So I drew this.

So my cabbage friend was like ‘ok you gettin an ugly portrat’ and my cabbage friend drew this:

MAYBE I controlled my anger, maybe. But I still drew and this is his ugly portrait:

Yeah, no, my cabbage friend had enough so, yeah.

bye. 😛