here are some things to prove that you’re bored out of your life

Okay, we all know that being bored is a bad feeling. Being bored is… well, boring. I have some things that prove that you’re bored out of your life. Oh, and YES, I HAVE done these things. Turns out, you can get some interesting results from some of them!

Number 1.

At home with no devices

These are some things that you’d probably do if you’re bored, while you’re at home with no devices.

You might lie down on the floor or sofa or any surface, basically, then stare at the ceiling until someone interrupts. You might not even stay still, but twirl and roll while still lying down, maybe muttering gibberish.

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You might go around the house annoying other people, on purpose or not. Here’s one thing you might want to say if you can’t get your hands on a device. Well, tweak it a bit. Say, maybe you know only English. Depending on how many languages you speak, add one to it. For example, you know only one language. Say, “Hey, how many languages can you speak? I can speak two.” They’ll definitely ask, “What’s the other one you know?” Simple: gibberish. Here is a guide to speaking gibberish: some examples.

Hello – hwydghwqb

Bye – wueggehg

Sorry – qtyenshxqbbwh

Help – tbwyqndiq

Yes – tyjnbff

No – wertyhjnn

Good Morning – ertyujndfvb wertyuikxcvbnmrtghntghn

Nice Weather – qwtyujnbvcdsw awertyhjbvdswertyuiopokjh

Haha, nice joke – efmefm, sertyhjmnbvcds ertyujmnbgfdsq

Et cetra et cetra.

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You’d think I’ve run out of ideas. In fact, I haven’t, ha! Wait a second, gimme a mo’.

NOOOOO i havent found nothing

Me ^

Okay imma just get over it and get on with it so i can wrap it up.

Number 2

At home WITH devices (Part 1)

Okay we’re finally here.

I dare you to go on a different tab and type the ones in bold:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm meaning

Basically, it’s the keyboard letters from left to right, row by row. Have a look. Press search. You’d be amazed if you saw something that makes sense has a result. Well, here’s MY estimated meaning.

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (Noun). Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm rate (Verb). Congratulations. You have successfully mastered what boredom is. Typed in and searched for if bored to death. Only the boredest of the bored will even care to search for the meaning of ‘qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm’. Do not fret, for there are more random words that can be discovered.

Here’s another one. It’s basically qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but the other way round.

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq meaning

Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq (Noun). Mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rate (Verb). You might probably start getting excited and less bored what you typed in actually has definitions. Used if too bored you might faint. Some might type this in if you found a school computer but don’t know what to type, or else probably bored of doing chores that you found a device to search stuff on.

Just a few more… This one’s top to bottom, left to right.

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp meaning

Qazsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Typed in only by people that are so bored they most likely might die. You might’ve found a school computer and tried to use it mid-lesson. I understand your boredom.

One more… It’s qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp the other way round!

polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz meaning

Polikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqaz rate. I know you probably might faint and go to the hospital, because this is a rate of high boredom. You have gone through qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoixuytrewq and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp for sure. Probably searched on a school computer and you can’t search for anything but these random phrases as the school’s probably blocked all the websites in the world. Good luck with your boredom!

Of course, you can even do stuff the other way around and stuff, but you seriously can’t get enough of this. Well, I can’t anyway. Seeing things that are random but Google can answer… Right?!

Number 3

At home WITH devices (Part 2)

I dare you to search on Google (in bold):

do a barrel roll

Google DOES do the barrel roll! xD

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You can type any random things like these, and only some things don’t come out. Sadly.

Anyways, this is all I have for now, thank you, and…

BUH–BYE!

Any suggestions? Tell me in the comments below!! 🙂

Article by Craft <3